Congress planning to reimburse all furloughed employees.

Accoroding to the Constitution,535 Representatives and Senators must be arrested for Treasin.

40 killed as Egyptian military and Morsi zombies clash.

90% of the USSA government is open to the public. So much for a government shutdown.

Guards at Federal Prisons in Wisconsin are not being paid.

Dopey radio morons love Congress.

Dopey radio morons love treasonous acts.

Dopey radio morons love Egyptian military.

Dopey radio morons love that 10 to 15% of the government is shutdown.

Dopey radio morons love Guards.