Reuters: USSA to strike Syria before UN nuclear evidence collected.

Ancient Egyptian Sphinx mysteriously unearthed in Israel.

Saudis offer Russia secret oil deal if it drops Syria.

Saudis threaten Russia with Olympics terrorist attacks unless it abandons Syria.

Obama set for Holy Tomahawk War.

Dopey radio morons love missiles hitting Syria.

Dopey radio morons love Sphinx from Israel.

Dopey radio morons love Saudis.

Dopey radio love Olympic Terrorists.

Dopey radio morons love Obama.