John McCain wants to blow up the cable industry as we currently know it. USSA military units put on alert as security situation deteriorates in Libya. USSA proposes war with Syria as Washington DC backed al-Qaeda rebels lose ground. Texas Power Company collects $500 million in taxes that don't exist. Movie Theater sends in guy in full body armor and a fake M4 into Iron Man 3 opening as a publicity stunt-triggers officers to respond to active shooter in Jefferson City,Missouri. Dopey radio morons confused by John McCain. Dopey radio morons love Libyan disintergration. Dopey radio morons usually propose after losing ground. Dopey radio morons love Texas's non-existent taxes. Dopey radio morons love fake massacres in theaters.