FED to prompt currency crash and return to gold standard. A gang of Greek people set fire and torch Skouries Mines. In Greece: As Austerity ignites the masses,elites to use imperial stormtroopers. Australian government to seize cash from inactive bank accounts. Federal Court to determine if Ex-Senator Craig's sexcapade was official Senate business. Dopey radio morons want a currency crash. Dopey radio morons wish they were in Greece. Dopey radio morons love to use "It's Greek to me". Dopey radio still can't find Australia. Dopey radio must have some secret code.